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FIVE
THINGS
OF
A
GUY
YOU
SHOULD
NEVER
INSULT
Ok
so
you’ve
probably
seen
so
many
articles
about
what
not
to
say
to
a
girl.
You
know,
certain
things
that
you
just
don’t
utter
out
of
your
mouth,
for
fear
that
she’ll
never
let
you
forget
it
(hell
hath
no
furry…).
Well
believe
it
or
not,
guys
can
be
equally
sensitive
about
certain
things
as
well.
So
I’ll
just
touch
upon
some
of
the
things
of
a
dude
that
u
should
never
insult.
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1.
Our
Package
(you
know…down
there
haha!)
Ok
seriously,
this
is
probably
the
most
important
thing
of
a
guy’s
that
should
not
be
criticized;
it’s
a
major
blow
to
our
ego.
And
if
you
still
don’t
know
what
I’m
talking
about,
then
I
suggest
you
not
read
this
part!
And
remember
ladies,
don’t
judge
a
book
by
its
cover,
it
may
look
small
at
first,
but
you
know
exactly
what
to
do
about
that! |
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2.
Hands
Off
My
Head!
Personally,
I’m
not
one
of
those
dudes
that
have
a
different
hair
styling
product
for
every
day
of
the
week.
However,
some
dudes
spend
hours
on
their
hair,
styling
it
to
perfection.
There
are
even
some
dudes
that
don’t
like
their
hair
to
be
even
touched.
We
like
our
hair
a
certain
way,
and
don’t
like
it
getting
messed
up
(especially
if
it’s
on
purpose).
You
ladies
may
things
its
fun,
but
inside
we’re
annoyed
by
it. |
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3.
We
Ryde
Together,
We
Die
Together
I’ve
heard
some
people
say
that
you’re
not
supposed
to
diss
a
dude’s
ride
because
it
represents
something
of
ours
(you
know
what
I’m
talking
about).
In
any
case,
don’t
diss
our
ride!
We
take
our
cars
very
personally;
we
spend
so
much
time
working
on
them,
customizing
them
to
our
likes,
rims,
mags,
stereo
systems.
It’s
like
our
baby!
I
really
don’t
know
how
to
explain
it—it’s
a
guy
thing.
Even
if
it’s
a
crappy
ride,
don’t
say
it.
Haha,
give
a
guy
a
break!
So
now
you
should
understand
that
it’s
a
very
important
part
of
our
lives
(if
you
didn’t
already
know). |
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4.
Got
My
Eyes
On
You,
And
I
See
You
Checkin
Me
Believe
it
or
not,
we
guys
are
pretty
proud
of
our
looks!
Dissing
our
looks
is
probably
the
worst
thing
you
can
do
to
us.
We
have
a
pretty
high
ego
built
up
over
our
looks,
and
when
you
insults
us,
its
an
automatic
turn
off
(even
if
you’re
just
joking
about
it)
This
is
no
laughing
matter,
(I
can
already
hear
you
cracking
up).
So
we
don’t
need
some
butt
ugly
monkey
of
a
girl
ridiculing
us
over
our
looks,
GOT
IT?
(Only
kidding
of
course) |
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5.
Yo
Mama
You’ve
probably
heard
of
those
yo
mama
jokes.
So
if
you
really
hate
some
dude
then
you
already
know
how
to
get
back
of
them.
Diss
their
mother
of
course!
A
son
is
supposed
to
protect
their
mother
and
look
after
them.
But
we
don’t
want
to
be
made
into
mama’s
boys
either!
It’s
a
dude
thing
really.
If
you
made
fun
of
my
mama
I
would
probably
come
after
you
and
hunt
you
down
like
a
bloody
dog!
(consider
that
a
warning
haha!) |
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So
there
you
have
it.
So
if
you
ladies
don’t
want
to
end
up
alone
and
dateless
for
the
rest
of
your
lives,
then
take
advantage
of
this
information!
Article
by
Delvin
M |
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